Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
(Quelle: unsavioured, via thebostontwerkparty)
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
My relationship with my followers
Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
(Quelle: pleatedjeans, via transparentchoices)
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button
its called faith
(Quelle: johnfkennedy, via most-nights-are-pretty-odd)
I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
(Quelle: foodtrucker, via most-nights-are-pretty-odd)
how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
(Quelle: queerhound, via pizza)