i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
i watch this like 18 times
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
Rick James @ the 2004 BET Awards
Still the best moment in BET history. Even Kanye looks surprised.
When the BET Awards were trill. Look at all my people looking beautiful, bronze, and familial.
That came from his soul lol
I remember this
in this moment, i am outkast, collectively.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E